Customer Rating: 
Summary: The best way to tackle the Greek classics
Comment: Although I consider myself well-read, there are still yawning gaps in my literary knowledge that have proved difficult to fill. I simply lack the motivation, especially when faced with the ancient Greek writers.
I was, therefore, pleasantly surprised to stumble across this useful device that holds my Renova Black Toilet Paper and, simultaneously, reads me the collected tragedies of Aeschylus, Sophocles and Euripides.
I have already added to my wish list the complementary talking toilet brush holder, which contains the complete philosophical works of Plato read by Mr Eddie Murphy.
Customer Rating: Summary: BEST THING TO EVER COME OUT OF AMAZON
Comment: This really is quality made and the voice comes out super clear every time you pull the t.p.
I went with "EWWW YOU STINK, BLEHHHHH (vomit sounds)" but with such ease of use I'll be sure to record new hits as I think of them.
It's also good for confusing your dog.
